My (Not Very) Australian Adventure

He may be a diving cheat, but boy do I LOVE him

Sorry, but it had to be done eventually. Here is the one, the only, Mr Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos. The record breaking Real Madrid star had a quiet game today against the Ivory Coast but occasionally showed why he’s one of the best players in the world (ever).

Ok, yeah he may be permanently tanned and has more grease in his hair than a B&B’s frying pan but he’s still TOTALLY GORGEOUS. That cheeky smile, those perfect abs, the way he made a United shirt look sexy and of course his unbelievable tekkers…oooh he makes me go weak at the knees.

Despite his infamous wink and his occasional tantrums, the fact that he’s not afraid to cry does win him a few man points. BUT Cristiano…what were you thinking when you put this outfit together? No, just no.

It may be a coincidence, but so far all my World Cup hotties have either under-performed or been on the losing team (or both). Today is no exception- I present to you, Denmark’s Daniel Agger. He may have inadvertently helped the Netherlands to the top of Group E but he’s still smoking hot.

Maybe It’s just me, but I think Danish footballers are really rather scrummy. But seeing Daniel Agger’s bulging bicpeps (and obviously his hands) clutching a tattooist’s needle makes him a MILLION times hotter. In my eyes a footballer + tattoos = win, but unfortunately no one’s perfect and one of the definate downsides to Daniel is the fact that he’s a Liverpool player. However, seeing as Liverpool aren’t going to be in the Champions League (Haha!) this season I’ll be more than happy to provide a shoulder for Daniel to cry on.