My (Not Very) Australian Adventure

He may be a diving cheat, but boy do I LOVE him

Sorry, but it had to be done eventually. Here is the one, the only, Mr Cristiano Ronaldo Dos Santos. The record breaking Real Madrid star had a quiet game today against the Ivory Coast but occasionally showed why he’s one of the best players in the world (ever).

Ok, yeah he may be permanently tanned and has more grease in his hair than a B&B’s frying pan but he’s still TOTALLY GORGEOUS. That cheeky smile, those perfect abs, the way he made a United shirt look sexy and of course his unbelievable tekkers…oooh he makes me go weak at the knees.

Despite his infamous wink and his occasional tantrums, the fact that he’s not afraid to cry does win him a few man points. BUT Cristiano…what were you thinking when you put this outfit together? No, just no.

Today’s World Cup ‘player of the day’ is Manchester United and Serbia man-mountain Nemanja Vidic. Although Serbia didn’t win today the indestructable Vidic was an ever present force.

Not only is Nemanja one of the Premiership’s best defenders, but it is also a well known fact that he doesn’t even bleed. Rumour has it that Nemanja’s biological father is Luke Skywalker and apparently the reason why he doesn’t wear a watch is because HE decides what time it is. I also heard recently that Nemanja Vidic’s tears cure cancer, but because he’s never cried no one has yet been cured. He also produces adorable children.

Smash those scousers.