Today’s World Cup ‘player of the day’ is Manchester United and Serbia man-mountain Nemanja Vidic. Although Serbia didn’t win today the indestructable Vidic was an ever present force.
Not only is Nemanja one of the Premiership’s best defenders, but it is also a well known fact that he doesn’t even bleed. Rumour has it that Nemanja’s biological father is Luke Skywalker and apparently the reason why he doesn’t wear a watch is because HE decides what time it is. I also heard recently that Nemanja Vidic’s tears cure cancer, but because he’s never cried no one has yet been cured. He also produces adorable children.
